Game: describe mika's fans

MFCers become so supportive and kind when they need a new server for their forum, especially on Twitter!

Just read this on MFC:
"Well, I am European, I don't have any particular preconception (liking or disliking) of clowns, so I'm pretty open about the concept, and yet this video I find shocking. And it's not just about the creepiness of the clown that Mika portrays. It's a mix of things.
It's the fact that it's very openly sexualized and in a very 'alternative' way, if you know what I mean. This video has the sort of implied sexual feeling that would usually be classed in the 'fetiches' category and other similar ones. One could even argue that it has undertones of s&m, if even slightly, because of the fact that the clown is being stipped and put in a position of compliance and physical submission.
To me, that is a bit too much for a shoe ad, quite frankly, and even though I am not a prude by far, and I am all for lots of things, I think that it's not so wise to put one's face to them so publicly.

Add to that the fact that Loubi seems to have a strange relationship with Mika, which I personally don't find comfortable to watch. I will call a spade a spade and say that it looks like he's his little toyboy over who he casts his dominant hand! It's all just downright creepy in my book.

I guess it doesn't help that (again, to ME) Loubi doesn't come across as a nice, warm character, but rather as a bit of something that I can't even really describe, but it's not positive. I just really don't like the vibe that I'm getting from this ad.
The only thing that I do find nice or clever, is the way at the end the two images are positioned one on top of the other. But that's about it."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OHh_aKdN_I&feature=player_embedded

According to a fan, the video of a photoshoot can prove that
the Lord is a disgusting perv.

They are such supportive fans! When you need a good laugh, browse the Mikafanclub!

When you want another good laugh, come to MFC Uncensored to see Holmes talking to herself.

EnFa wrote:When you want another good laugh, come to MFC Uncensored to see Holmes talking to herself.

Aren't you reading and quoting me?

PS Herself? I'm a guy, honey. Unless...

I don't think you should be so harsh on the poor things, Sherlock.

First they don't make any difference between the real world and what they see in a film or on the Internet. Like kids who are scared shitless because they are sure the bogeyman is hiding amongst their toys and won't fail to go out at night and eat them up.

Second they've got a dirty mind and are just a wee little bit obsessed with Mika so that any time they see him with another human being -so far animals have been given the benefit of the doubt but just wait...- they will start fantasizing about what the naughty guys do together off camera. And being furious because he doesn't do it with them.

The ones who are on MFC are 100%...

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Now you are being unfair !

MFC is thrilling atm :

- Christine has stopped posting, what the fuck happened !
- More and more details about what MFC 5th anniversary party will be like and it's going to be the party of the millenium, I hope they think of inviting reporters.
- Mika tweets every other week -or Greg Wells does, same difference- and it trigers off a lot of funny, witty and very unusual posts.

If heroin disagrees with you -Watsons repeatedly warned you about its side effects- then you should try cocaine or rather grass, cocaine is anorexigen while cannabis makes one ravenous and you are skinny enough, my dear Sherlock.

Ungrateful and insensitive. At least the hard core fans on MFC.

- But darling:-) you were at that Magic Point Gig.....I would kill for that

- Two-thirds of the people at the gig did not win the competition. Not sure if you read about the competition on MFC up to that point but it wasn't all sunshine and roses. People were getting banned from Mikasounds, having their photos and videos stolen, etc.

- Well I remember I read comments after the magic points gig and some people were complaining that (after 2 months of his sisters accident...plus whatever might had been in his life-god I'm sometimes terrible at tenses) he didn’t adore his fans during the gig and was rudely absent minded….
That really astonoished me.. .. (how can people be that insensitive and self absorbed and egoistic…well when there's an attitude 'only my needs and not your needs' …(no irony intended….or maybe a bit…)

-Well I was one of those people. I didn't care for myself because I was not one of the winners, but there were people there who had gone to extraordinary lengths (and expense) to be there.

It was his option to do the contest, it was his option to give the prize on that day. He told everyone to participate in this contest. He told them to come to London on that day to claim their prize. If you flew halfway round the world to claim your prize wouldn't you expect your needs to be put above the needs of others for an hour? Do you honestly think the fans are the ones who are being self-centred under those circumstances?

Of course they didn't demand anything of him so they cannot be accused of self-centredness in any case. It is just MY opinion and I don't speak for the winners.

If Mika's needs are more important than the needs of his fans there is a simple solution. Don't ask them to spend money on merchandise and concert tickets in return for a prize.

The parts in blue have been written by a mod.
I suspect the member who wrote the rest in red will soon be banned.

I don't think she'll be banned. They have stopped banning people now. Don't feel safer doing it.

floweryhat wrote:I don't think she'll be banned. They have stopped banning people now. Don't feel safer doing it.

I guess they are just running out of active members, so they think twice before blocking one.

Sorry to contradict you again but they can always 'rekindle' a fake account and post through it.
If they didn't ban Melisanda they will never ban anybody ever again. They've run short of vulnerable MFCers, not short of active MFCers.

They are so intelligent and consistent.
They always complain about The Lord's projects that don't involve music. You know, music must come first! But then they mainly look for M&Gs, perks and attention from him, not music. And they want gossip, A LOT OF gossip, plenty of details about his private life.
How lame is that?
Lame stalkers...

to describe them ? After all we may be biased... Best quote their hysterical posts :

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Let me indulge in a little local pub's psychology :

- talks about its kids => childless either through choice or barrenness ;

- denies being a Mika fan => pathetic attempt at hiding its true identity ; it wouldn't be particularly proud of itself if Mika found out who's behind that account and even if he is computer-illiterate -which I wouldn't bet on- he knows people who could easily identify an IP address. Also doesn't want the whole Twitter world to see how deranged Mika's fans can be.

- 'itchy bitchy' : projecting its own unfulfilled sexual urges ? Now this is local pub's psychology but they are very basic in their reactions so that might well hit the nail on the head.

- really crassly ignorant -there are quite a few MFCers who can qualify- or pretending to be, as anonymous letters writers ? Difficult to say. What do you think ?

- interesting to note that while it claims to be addressing one person it refers to 'you both'. That's probably what you meant when you wrote that they are very coherent in your latest post.
- easy to find who's behind it by going through similarly hysterical tweets which been screencapped.

Good afternoon, Holmes, detect away !

you gotsta learn how ta reed beirut. tweeter say he aint your fan. he luv me.

dat tweeeter iz a bit rude he gotta point. u got sum nerve criticisin any1. jus look at ur fat wrinkled ole ass.

but I can twig blatant lies. Especially when they come from transparent people.

MIKA wrote:you gotsta learn how ta reed beirut. tweeter say he aint your fan. he luv me.

dat tweeeter iz a bit rude he gotta point. u got sum nerve criticisin any1. jus look at ur fat wrinkled ole ass.

Can you speak English, please? I can't understand German.

u aint much of a detective is ya ?

Give Holmes a break ! He's a detective, not a teachers for remedial pupils.

MIKA wrote:u aint much of a detective is ya ?

I wanted to become a spaceman, actually. NASA didn't accept me. (sobs)

There, there ! -soft hug- At least you got fame : if you had been a spaceperson you'd have been soon forgotten, there are so many of them now.

Apparently their family life is ruined by The Lord.

Or rather their married life yep I noticed. Some hubbies are smarter than others : they bless Mika for giving them some quality time WITHOUT their good lady wife from time to time.

Very likely.
They are so damn interesting...

Summer gigs are approaching and the MFC fans are already complaining.
I can smell greedy fans looking for perks.
Surprise surprise...

Well actually and unless they live in France or far away places -in short if they live in the UK or in NA- what they are fervently hoping for is gigs near home. Perks will come later. Or not.
But I fear the worst for Mika and can see a huge -very early- bd cake looming in the horizon.
Granted he's a snob so having a bd party in a medieval yard might turn him on but he'd much rather be left well alone once he's done his job as a performing musician.